You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Can I be your next varietal?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.