Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I want to stretch with you.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.