Your name is insert name here?
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
You are the square to my root.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
You look like my future ex wife.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Wow, you drive me Davi
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.