Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I now believe in Angels.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.