I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Would you like to share fire with me?
It's always a first class trip with me.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.