This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
You just caused a heat wave.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
What is your favorite yoga pose?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.