Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
You're just my cup of tea!
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Wow, you drive me Davi
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
I Ecuador you.
Composers always score.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?