If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Permission to board?
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
I now believe in Angels.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.