You have been running through my mind all day.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
I C Major potential in us getting together.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
You are my raisin to smile.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
I really like you. So does my wife.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Let's make some sweet music together, honey