Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Honestly, I really lilac you.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Someone said you were looking for me.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
How much will $20 get me?