When are you going to invite me to church?
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Composers always score.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
I can score from multiple positions.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
I perform best when I’m wet.
So how many cats do you have?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
I think we're mint to be!
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
I C Major potential in us getting together.