I Wanna Be Your Man
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
How much will $20 get me?
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
You look like my future ex wife.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I can be your travel pillow.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I really caribou-t you.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.