Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
You’re Isaacly my type
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Know what? I dig you, really!
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
You're just my cup of tea!
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.