Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
When are you going to invite me to church?
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
My fridge is hotter than you.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
There’s snow one like you.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.