Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you like free samples?
You had me at cello.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.