The only thing tender today is my heart for you
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I like you cherry much.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?