If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Hello there, how do you brew?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You're the thought that counts!
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?