Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.