Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Life is better when we stick together.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
You are one well-defined function!
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Can you drive my car?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.