Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Belize let me hold you.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I really caribou-t you.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Nice asteroids.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic