Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Hello Boo-tiful.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
You look like my future ex wife.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Namastay here or come home with me?
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.