Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Do you squat here often?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
You looked better when I was drunk.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I find my core strength in you.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!