I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.