We're donion rings.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.