Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
We should make like your parents and split.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
How about a kanga-root?
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t