Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
If you were here, Abby all over you
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.