Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Are you a red light because stop.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
I think my heart just lagged.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I like you a lily bit more every day.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.