Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
When are you going to invite me to church?
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
You dropped something. My jaw.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.