Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I want to stretch with you.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Your mausoleum or mine?
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?