If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Girl you are rocking this run.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
You’re Isaacly my type
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Wow, you drive me Davi
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Let's boomerbang!
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.