When are you going to invite me to church?
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.