Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
I give roughing a whole new definition.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I think we're mint to be!
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Hello Boo-tiful.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
How much will $20 get me?