Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Your mausoleum or mine?
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Belize let me hold you.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?