Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other