Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Let's Taco about love.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.