Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
I really like you. So does my wife.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Can I claim your baggage?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.