Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
I want you. I knead you.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
I find my core strength in you.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.