Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Hello there, how do you brew?
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!