Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You're a good egg.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Love me do
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
When are you due back in heaven?
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
You are my density!
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Let’s put our tulips together.
Your treat or mine?
We're donion rings.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.