Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
You're just my cup of tea!
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I've only got three months to live.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
You’re Isaacly my type
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Your name is insert name here?
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!