Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
I want you. I knead you.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
It's always a first class trip with me.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.