My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?