My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I like you cherry much.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
"My cat doesn't like you."
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
God was just showing off when he made you.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
How much will $20 get me?
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
I've only got three months to live.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!