Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
So … do you run here often?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
You are the square to my root.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Your mausoleum or mine?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.