Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.