Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
I want to stretch with you.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Nice asteroids.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.