Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Composers always score.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don't you?
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.