I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Your treat or mine?
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!