If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
I want you more than I want world peace.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You're hotter than a data center!
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Can I claim your baggage?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.