Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Your beauty is blinding.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.