Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Baby, you're a firework.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
You’re Isaacly my type
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
You are my butter-half!
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.