Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
I like you cherry much.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Girl you are rocking this run.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.