I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
I Got to Get You Into My Life
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
You're the only sight I want to see today.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?