Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You are the square to my root.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Permission to board?
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Let's boomerbang!
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Hello there, how do you brew?
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.