Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.