That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
You're just my cup of tea!
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Your beauty is blinding.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?