Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You had me at taco.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Can I be your next varietal?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?