Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
So how many cats do you have?
Your pace or mine?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
"You deserve better and so do I."
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.