You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I less than three you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I think you're barbe-cute.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Can I be your next varietal?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
It's always a first class trip with me.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Love me till ice cream.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Belize let me hold you.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.