Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.