I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte