Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Knock knock!

Who's there?

When where.

When where who?

Tonight, my place, me and you.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella