Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
My fridge is hotter than you.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Want to become my new personal best?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.