Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I want you for no raisin.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?