Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You are my raisin to smile.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Know what? I dig you, really!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I perform best when I’m wet.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.