Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Want to go for a ride?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!