You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I really caribou-t you.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Want to become my new personal best?
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.