Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I feel like we're in tune
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Nice Ass-teroid.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
I'd love to see you s'more.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
I think my heart just lagged.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I want you more than I want world peace.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
You’re Isaacly my type
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.