Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Permission to board?
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.