I think you're barbe-cute.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?