Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
I really caribou-t you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Roses are red

Violets are blue

You made my life a mess

Please call a clean-up crew
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.

Not so fast
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
You’re more special than relativity.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.