You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I've only got three months to live.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.