Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
How about a kanga-root?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!