Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I'm at my best during overtime.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
It's always a first class trip with me.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I Got to Get You Into My Life
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.