Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Want to become my new personal best?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
You are the object of my preposition.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Nathan compares to you