Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
You are the object of my preposition.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
If you were here, Abby all over you
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.