You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
How was Heaven when you left it?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Nice Ass-teroid.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
You just caused a heat wave.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You are one well-defined function!
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.