Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Life is better when we stick together.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
So … do you run here often?
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.