I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Can I be your next varietal?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
You had me at cello.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Are you a model?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!