Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Life is better when we stick together.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!