Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?