I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
I can be your travel pillow.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
I like you cherry much.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
You're quite the catch, baby.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride