You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
How about a kanga-root?
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
I've only got three months to live.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
I bet you’re really flexible.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Can I be your next varietal?
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?