Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Hey, are you okay-leb?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ike.

Ike who?

Ike can rock your world, baby.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Butch.

Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
You make my heart skip a beet.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.