Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don't you?
So how many cats do you have?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications