Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Life is better when we stick together.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Know what? I dig you, really!
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.