Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Love me till ice cream.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Want to be workout buddies?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I like long runs on the beach.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I cannoli have eyes for you.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.