Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You dropped something. My jaw.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.