Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.