I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
We are perfect balance for each other.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.