When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
I'd drink your bathwater.