We should make like your parents and split.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
So how many cats do you have?
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
You are my raisin to smile.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.