I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
You have one compact set.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!