Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
You just caused a heat wave.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Your pace or mine?
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Life is better when we stick together.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.