I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Permission to board?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
I like you cherry much.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)