Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Funny meat-ing you here.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
The best stretches are partner stretches.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Someone said you were looking for me.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.