Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
You dropped something. My jaw.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Wow, you drive me Davi
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U