Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Funny meat-ing you here.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Can you drive my car?
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.