Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima horny, let's screw.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
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You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Please, please me
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?