Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Are you a human? Just making sure.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?