Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
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You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Please, please me
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?