Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
Me: Did it hurt?

Her: Did what hurt?

Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
You’re more special than relativity.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
You really flipturn me on.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.