Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I could never Passover you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I really like you. So does my wife.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?