Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Want to go for a ride?
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.