In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Want to become my new personal best?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!