Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Your beauty is blinding.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
The only thing hotter than today is you.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
How much will $20 get me?