Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You’re Isaacly my type
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

You made my life a mess

Please call a clean-up crew
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You're my missing ingredient.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Your pace or mine?
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.