Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
You set my heart bonfire.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
I find my core strength in you.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.