I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Nice life preservers.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
You are so right. And I am so left.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!