You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
How about we get down to monkey business?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Your beauty is blinding.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.