You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"