You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Wanna churn butter with me?
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I'd drink your bathwater.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.