Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
I really like you. So does my wife.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
I want to stretch with you.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
How was Heaven when you left it?
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I can be your travel pillow.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Haida there, gorgeous.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.