If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
I find my core strength in you.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
You're spicier than Sriracha.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Love me do
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.