Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
"My cat doesn't like you."
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I really like you. So does my wife.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are you a red light because stop.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.