Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Want to go for a ride?
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.