Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
How was Heaven when you left it?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Life is better when we stick together.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Love me till ice cream.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I love your energy.