Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Baby you make my telescope expand.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You’re Isaacly my type
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.