Except the direction I'm walking in.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Love me do
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Nice Ass-teroid.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.