Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
I love your energy.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
I really like you. So does my wife.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.