No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Your beauty is blinding.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.