If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
You had me at taco.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
You really flipturn me on.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Love me till ice cream.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.