I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Baby, you rock my world!
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
You set my heart bonfire.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.