I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Your pace or mine?
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.