"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I think we need to become better strangers.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
You make my heart skip a beet.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
I’m soy into you.
Do you like free samples?
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
You just caused a heat wave.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.