Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Let's Taco about love.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I’m soy into you.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
When are you due back in heaven?
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?