Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I came here looking for a little tail.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
I like long runs on the beach.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?