Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I think I glove you.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
I bet you’re really flexible.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
If you were here, Abby all over you
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
You had me at cello.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Love me till ice cream.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.