May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
You look like my future ex wife.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
It's always a first class trip with me.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.