Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.