Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You're a good egg.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
I really like you. So does my wife.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
If you were here, Abby all over you
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.