I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Can you drive my car?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I like long runs on the beach.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
You look a lot like my next victim.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I'd love to see you s'more.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.