I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
You set my heart bonfire.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
I love your energy.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Baby, you're a firework.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.