Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
We should make like your parents and split.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I can turn your software into hardware.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.