You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Want to become my new personal best?
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
I Got to Get You Into My Life
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.