You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
You just caused a heat wave.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
We're donion rings.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.