Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You make my heart skip a beet.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?