Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I want you more than I want world peace.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
"It's not me, it's you!"
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
You're just my cup of tea!
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Your beauty is blinding.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.