Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You are one well-defined function!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
I could never Passover you.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.