Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

How about a kanga-root?
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You are my density!
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Your treat or mine?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you.
Are you a model?
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.