Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I came here looking for a little tail.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Let's do lunge together
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Love me do
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Mirra.

Mirra who?

Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.