Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
So … do you run here often?
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You are the object of my preposition.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
I like long runs on the beach.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.