Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You make my heart skip a beet.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You're the thought that counts!
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.