Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
You are the object of my preposition.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
How was Heaven when you left it?
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I think we need to become better strangers.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
How about you and I form a binary system?
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!