Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Roses are red

Violets are blue

You made my life a mess

Please call a clean-up crew
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I love your energy.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Your lab or my lab?
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.