Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
So how many cats do you have?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
I'm Havana dream about you.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
You have one compact set.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables