Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You had me at taco.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
I Ecuador you.
Wow, you drive me Davi
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.