Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I can be your travel pillow.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
If you were here, Abby all over you