Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
You're the thought that counts!
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
I’m soy into you.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
You had me at taco.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
I love your energy.
I think we're mint to be!
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.