Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I want to stretch with you.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Love me till ice cream.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
We should make like your parents and split.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.