Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You look a lot like my next victim.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!