If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I'm at my best during overtime.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
You just caused a heat wave.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?