Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I perform best when I’m wet.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I want you. I knead you.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.