Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
You are my raisin to smile.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Nathan compares to you
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.