Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Your mausoleum or mine?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
I'd love to see you s'more.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
I love your energy.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!