I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Nice asteroids.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.