I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Hello there, how do you brew?
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!