Nice asteroids.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Life is better when we stick together.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Your treat or mine?
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?