You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I think we need to become better strangers.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I can't let it be until I get your number.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.