Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I can score from multiple positions.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Life is better when we stick together.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
I think we need to become better strangers.