Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Can you drive my car?
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
You set my heart bonfire.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You have one compact set.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'