If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
You had me at cello.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I'd love to see you s'more.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"