Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You have one compact set.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I love your energy.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
There’s snow one like you.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?