From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.