"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I could never Passover you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.