Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.