I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
I would love to show you first class.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.