I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.