Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I now believe in Angels.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Would you like to share fire with me?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.