You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
When are you due back in heaven?
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.