Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Want to go for a ride?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.