Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Want to go for a ride?
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
You are my butter-half!
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Are you a red light because stop.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
You had me at taco.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!