Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
You're my missing ingredient.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Let's boomerbang!
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.