Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
You set my heart bonfire.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I Ecuador you.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.