There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Want to become my new personal best?
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Did you know you look good in short pants?