There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I feel like we're in tune
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
I want you. I knead you.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
You make my heart skip a beet.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.