Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You just caused a heat wave.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Nice Ass-teroid.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Wanna churn butter with me?
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.