Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Wanna see my world cup in action?
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I can get you off the Naughty List.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."