Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
All you need is MY love
Can you drive my car?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.