"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I now believe in Angels.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...