I feel like we're in tune
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Can we still share a netflix account?
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Know what? I dig you, really!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.