If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I want you for no raisin.