Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I bet you’re really flexible.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Your name is insert name here?
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.