Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
My fridge is hotter than you.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
"My cat doesn't like you."
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great