Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Composers always score.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Lettuce go on a long drive.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I want you more than I want world peace.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.