You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Your lab or my lab?
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Do you like free samples?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I perform best when I’m wet.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.