Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I think we're mint to be!
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Can we still share a netflix account?
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Composers always score.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I'm at my best during overtime.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
I'd drink your bathwater.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"