Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
You're just my cup of tea!
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Are you a model?
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.