Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Wanna see my world cup in action?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Love me till ice cream.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew